If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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