Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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