Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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