it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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