Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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