You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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