Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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