i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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