before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
