Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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