You're so nebulous sometimes
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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