Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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