Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
time to smoke my breakfast
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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