'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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