i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
