I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This is classic penis vs brain.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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