just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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