Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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