you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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