Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tornado booty call.. dedication
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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