didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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