Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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