i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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