i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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