i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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