i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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