If i come over, it means nothing
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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