How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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