I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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