My nipple is on Facebook.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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