why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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