Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just gargled with NyQuil
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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