i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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