sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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