Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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