just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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