Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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