No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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