Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize