Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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