Quick, to the slutcave!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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