just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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