id be glad to
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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