the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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