You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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