We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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