dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Michael Bay diarrhea
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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