"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
They took my balls.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
MIDGETS
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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