worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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