Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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