There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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