Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
we're so committed to being not committed
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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