fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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