she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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