and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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