I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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