she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Randomize
