i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he fucked my hip out of place.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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