Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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