Will you blow on my dice?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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