Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
