yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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