dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
